Total Medals Earned: 651 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,810 Points
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
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Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/190 points)
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (300/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (180/630 points)
Fiddle with the settings
Get a 10 hit Combo
Complete Normal Mode
Use all Vandier's attacks
Get a 20 hit Combo
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
Collect 100 orbs
Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Use all of main Character's attacks
Kill all eneimies
Complete Hard Mode
Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Get a 50 hit Combo
Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
Collect all Awards
Get a 60 hit Combo
Complete Culmination without dying
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/65 points)
Solved the first puzzle and proceeded to the basement.
Found a way to progress, along with a secret amongst the house.
Read about the fate of an unwilling victim.
Solved the final puzzle in preperation of escape.
Found a hiden tunnel to get out of the house.
Beat the game and discovered first hand what the cult is.
Read the report about the house's history.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (40/200 points)
Destroy a Block
Kill a Critter
Collect a Weapon Box.
Complete any stage.
Destroy a Cupcake
Destroy a Cute Cloud
Destroy the Happy Sun
Destroy Newgrounds!
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/50 points)
Complete the game
Collect all 15 notes
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/275 points)
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?